Salma Hayek appearing on the Champs Elysees talk show in Paris (11/21)

Salma Hayek prayed for bigger boobs. And her prayers were answered. Thank God. From the Daily Telegraph:
Salma Hayek prayed to Jesus for bigger breasts when she was a child. The 45-year-old actress - who now possesses a curvaceous figure - admitted she was 'really scared' when she didn t develop as quickly as her classmates and so appealed to Christ in a bid to boost her bust:

"I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get breasts and I wasn't getting anything - I was really scared.  I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy. I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. I put my hands in the holy water and went, 'Please Jesus, give me some boobs'."
If you're still an atheist after reading this story, shame on you. Let's just all be grateful that Salma found the one place on Earth with holy water that actually works and asked for bigger boobs instead of something stupid like world peace or an end to reality television. Now, if you'll excuse me a moment, I need to fly down to Veracruz, Mexico, find that water, and stick my dick in it.

*25 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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