Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds on the set of R.I.P.D. in Boston (10/23)

OK, that headline may be a bit dramatic, but I bet if Scarlett Johansson ever ends up behind bars with Blake Lively, she at least tries to shank her with a rusty spoon. From Us Weekly:
A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly that Scarlett Johansson is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Gossip Girl's Blake Lively -- even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago.

"Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore," the source tells Us. "She realized what a great catch Ryan was .. Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love, but then she flaunted Sean [Penn] right after their split, and he was done."

Adding insult to injury for the Iron Man actress? Lively, 24, is sticking around as things get more serious with Reynolds.

"Things are great [for Blake and Ryan]," says the source. "They haven't had a fight yet!"
Oh no, I never thought I'd see Scarlett Johansson do the grovel-walk of shame so early in her career (I'm looking right at you, Demi Moore). It appears that Agent Romanov found out the hard way that no aging commie douche-nozzle (aka Sean Penn) can satisfy you as well as an 8-pack of smarmy Canadian steel (aka Ryan Reynolds). Who says that Canadians aren't worth conquering? Well, myself and Scarlett Johanssen, apparently.

*11 Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds pictures total in the gallery:

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[Pacific Coast News]

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