Russell Brand files for divorce from Katy Perry

Russell Brand files for divorce from Katy Perry

It's official. Just a day after being spotted without his wedding ring, Russell Brand officially filed for divorce today from Katy Perry. Um, Happy New Year Katy. From Us Weekly:

In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court Friday, Brand, 36, cited "irreconcilable differences." No other specifics were provided in the documents, though Brand is asking that each party pay their own attorney fees and that their property rights be determined.

"Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," Brand tells Us Weekly in a statement. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."

Wait a minute, Russell filed for divorce from Katy, and not the other way around? What the fuck? Unless she has a Venus Flytrap instead of a vagina, I really don't see how that's possible. Russell Brand looks like he should be leading a drum circle at Burning Man, not divorcing hot pieces of ass like Katy Perry. Fuck this guy.

DaHerbalis

She could do a lot better than that puerile, unfunny, horse-faced twat anyway, even though she's utterly talentless. At least she's good looking. Any cunt that boasts about his sexual conquests after the age of 18 is lying and clearly deeply insecure. British culture died the day they let him out of the paddock to spout shit over our TV screens.

Purple Haze

Katy, like every other "Pop Star" Is probably as interesting as a plank when trying to have a conversation with her. Probably been talking about becoming famous for so long, that she finds it difficult to talk about anything of any actual interest. Russel Brand being an accomplished Writer/Comedian amongst other things, probably got bored out of his mind after the sex became uninteresting.

No2fakes

lol at Katy Perry being a hot piece of ass, you have seen this fug with out make up right?

Vloggerazzi

Knew this was happening. She was looking fat for months then suddenly she's back to looking hot in a bikini in Hawaii. No man = back to working out to get another one.

woodmember

I wonder if they're getting joint custody of the twins.

William

Hard to believe he'll never tit fuck her again.

Morgan

Upon further reflection, this is not a happy occasion for Katy. She is probably very distraught.

donald trump

dibs.

Morgan

Katy is too good for him. She is a dainty princess and he is an ugly orge.

Hawk

I wonder what celebrity douchebag she'll fall for next?