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Russell Brand files for divorce from Katy Perry

It's official. Just a day after being spotted without his wedding ring, Russell Brand officially filed for divorce today from Katy Perry. Um, Happy New Year Katy. From Us Weekly:
In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court Friday, Brand, 36, cited "irreconcilable differences." No other specifics were provided in the documents, though Brand is asking that each party pay their own attorney fees and that their property rights be determined.

"Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," Brand tells Us Weekly in a statement. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."
Wait a minute, Russell filed for divorce from Katy, and not the other way around? What the fuck? Unless she has a Venus Flytrap instead of a vagina, I really don't see how that's possible. Russell Brand looks like he should be leading a drum circle at Burning Man, not divorcing hot pieces of ass like Katy Perry. Fuck this guy.