Maria Shriver leaving the Nick Chavez salon in Beverly Hills (11/29)

What the hell crawled up Maria Shriver's ass? Believe it or not, not every Hispanic chick out there had sex with your estranged husband (most, not all), so tone down the attitude a bit. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:
Does Maria Shriver think she's and INS agent - or does she just have a thing about Latina housekeepers? In a bizarre incident that could trigger legal action, sources say Maria - who's still renting a luxury condo at the ritzy Montage hotel in BevHills - confronted a Hispanic women sent to clean the place and asked her: "Are you in this country legally?" When the stunned woman replied that she was, Maria allegedly demanded: "Show me your work papers!" Bursting into tears, the terrified women ran and made a beeline for the hotel's Human Resources office, where she filed a complaint accusing Arnold Schwarzenegger's estranged wife of harassment - and she's even threatened to sue the hotel! Stay tuned. (Print Edition - 12/12)
What does Maria care if the housekeeper is legal? She was married to a man for 25 years that murdered the English language worse than Ebonics and public schooling combined. Besides, who cares if your cleaning lady is legal or illegal? It's not like you're going to find some white American to clean up your crap -- they're too "busy" protesting a system that's penalized them for being lazy. Oh yeah, I'll go join the "Occupy" protests. As soon as I get a day off from fucking work. Jackasses.

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