Kris Humphries at a press conference in New York introducing him as the new face of Sector Watches (11/17)

Citing "fraud," Kris Humphries has officially filed to have his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian annulled. Sweet, this means the next time Kim gets married, it'll only be her second husband instead of her third. That's way more normal for a 31-year old! From the New York Post:
Kris Humphries filed for legal separation and an annulment from estranged wife Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday, his rep confirms. Sources say Humphries declared the reason for the annulment as "fraud" and listed the date of separation as Oct. 31, the same date Kardashian filed for divorce from him.

Legal experts predict that Kardashian and Humphries are heading toward a bitter court battle. For Humphries to be granted an annulment, he will have to prove that he was defrauded and that no valid marriage took place between he and Kardashian, despite the four-hour wedding special that aired on E! just weeks before the couple split.
Oh Kris, your naivete really is one of your charms. You still don't get it, do you? K-Fat didn't marry you because of your "boy next door" good looks or the promise of penis size that your height affords you. She clearly didn't marry you for your money because, let's be honest, you're not a good basketball player and you'll probably end up playing in South America for coke in a few years. No, the reason why Kimmy money-maker decided to join you in holy matrimony for a few episodes was . . . wait for it . . . because your first name starts with a K, you goon! Come on dude, pull that 10 gallon head out of your ass. Being stupid isn't grounds for an annulment, but it is a reason to play for the Nets. You are correct that this was a sham marriage, but a sham to everyone except the Humphries clan. The first clue for this fraud should have been that Kim didn't let you pee on her; the second clue was that you're not black.

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