Jessica Simpson leaving Dylan's Candy Shop in New York (12/1)

Jessica Simpson's fiance Eric Johnson is now openly antagonizing her about her weight, even comparing her to Kirste Alley. Hey hey hey, let's not bring Kirstie into this. Eric needs to treat her like Jessica treats exercise. From the National Enquirer:
Baby daddy Eric Johnson, 32, is so concerned he taped a picture of Kirstie at her fattest to their refrigerator to inspire his wife-to-be to watch her weight, revealed a source: "Eric has even called her 'Kirstie 2.0,' but that didn't go over too well. Being pregnant, Jessica's emotions are on a roller coaster, and what she finds funny one minute can make her cry the next ... Eric thinks [Jessica's new deal with Weight Watchers] is a great idea. He believes that if you can lose weight and get paid to do it, it's a win-win situation." (Print Edition - 12/12)
Eric Johnson is an idiot. No, seriously. Eric needs to ease up on the reigns a little bit. Who is he to anything to the breadwinner in the family? Doesn't he know that unemployment runs out after 99 weeks? On the 100th week, the jokes stop and the strap-on comes off of the mantle -- the big one, signed by Tony Romo and Terrell Owens. We'll see who's funny when Jessica rearranges his sphincter angles.

*16 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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