December 2011 NUDE!

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Boobs for fashion (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Laura V looking amazing in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Elle Macpherson is in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Jessica Alba's post-baby bikini body [Celebuzz]
+ The 20 hottest Victoria's Secret models [Linkiest]

+ Lily Aldridge's sexy new bikini pics [Popoholic]
+ Demi Lovato is trying to be sexy [IDLYITW]
+ Butterface bikini [moejackson]
+ It's drunk Santa! [Brobible]
+ Elyse Taylor is a bikini model you should know [Guyism]

+ Gaga has a new man [Dlisted]
+ The year's scariest celebs without makeup [CityRag]
+ Paris Hilton says she wasn't sniffing coke [popbytes]
+ Kate Beckinsale's beautiful new photoshoot [Yeeeah!]

*12 pictures total in the gallery:

Bruna Magagna

Brazilian model Bruna Magagna

*22 Bruna Magagna pictures total in the gallery:

Here's a roundup of all the ugliest pictures of the year. I just finished loading this soul-crushing gallery a few minutes ago and I gotta admit, a small part of me died about halfway through. I'm gonna have to watch a lot of lesbian porn to shake this feeling. A lot. *sigh*

*117 pictures total in the gallery:

Irina Shayk in the December issue of Elle Spain

+ A chick put what up her skirt? [BroBible]

+ Some rich brat in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Simpson busts out the cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Kim Kardashian upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Yet another supermodel is pregnant [Just Jared]

+ Ryan Reynolds loves Blake Lively's cupcakes [Cele|bitchy]
+ Amber Heard nudes! [Evil Beet]
+ What an adorkable couple [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini top [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 10 resolutions for 2012

*15 Irina Shayk pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant again

Alessandra Ambrosio revealed on her facebook page this morning that she and lazy-eyed fiance Jamie Mazur are expecting their second child (their daughter Anja was born in 2008):

Anja, Jamie and I are overjoyed and extremely appreciative of all the wonderful wishes we've received!! 2011 has been a year filled with incredible gifts and this is the ultimate blessing!! Anja has filled our lives with love and we can't wait to welcome the new baby into the family this spring!!

Great news. I just love when supermodels get fat and stop wearing sexy clothes for nine months. If only she could grow a beard and a cock, too. Maybe develop a lisp. You know, really destroy my fantasy of her. I can't believe how selfish she's being.

BTW, totally called this.

*2 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale arriving for a flight at LAX airport (12/28)

*17 Kate Beckinsale pictures total in the gallery:

Russell Brand is not wearing his wedding ring

Adding fuel to the rumor fire that the two split up (she spent Christmas in Kauai, while he was 7,000 miles away in the UK), Katy Perry's husband Russell Brand was spotted in London today without his wedding ring.

Let's not jump to conclusions here. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. For example, perhaps Russell likes having sex with other women besides his wife? See? Suddenly doesn't seem so bad when you think about it like that.

*29 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

Nicky Hilton is a mess

"Nicky wasn't focused on her career" might be the funniest thing I've read in the five years of writing this site. When did Nicky Hilton ever have a career? Was I asleep or on vacation when it happened? From In Touch Weekly:

It's been more than four months since their romance ended, but Nicky Hilton still isn't over her ex-boyfriend David Katzenberg, and she has the weight loss to prove it. Always on the thinner side, a friend reveals that Nicky has lost more than 15 pounds since David, 28, dumped her back in July, and the unlucky-in-love hotel heiress continues to lose weight. "Nicky was blindsided when David ended their relationship after four years," her friend says. "When he told her they needed to talk, she was expecting an engagement ring, not a kiss-off." In addition to her love woes, the friend says that Nicky, 28, is also worried about her career as the offers aren't coming in these days like they used to a few years back. "Nicky wasn't focused on her career when she was with David, but now she is," the friend says. "It's causing her some angst and affecting her appetite." (Print Edition - 12/12)

Well I guess the mystery of "whatever happened to Nicky Hilton" is solved -- if you want to call it a mystery. I don't mean the losing weight mystery, I mean the falling off the face of the Earth mystery. Look dummy, the boy toy dumped you because Windows 3.1 gets more Google hits than you do these days. Lately, the only Hilton that gets mentioned anywhere is that creepy little brother, Douchebag Hilton (I forgot his name). Now, I do have a heart. I understand that opening a bowling alley in Hidden Timber, South Dakota really isn't where Nicky pictured herself being as far as her celebrity goes, but let's be honest for a spell -- Nicky Hilton's "career" has been and will continue to be waiting for her parents to die.

*10 Nicky Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

Just another day at the office

There goes my dream of marrying Chrissy Teigen. Her long-term boyfriend John Legend asked her over the weekend. You dick! From E!:

John Legend has gotten the green light for marriage. The Grammy-winning soul singer popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, over the holidays, his publicist confirms to E! News. Legend's rep, Cindi Berger, tells us the pair -- who've been dating since 2007 -- got engaged "while vacationing in the Maldives." No other details were disclosed.

"John Legend has gotten the green light for marriage." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Does anybody reading this really believe that John Legend had to "ask permission" to marry this broad? Permission from whom, I ask? Look, we all have our places in life. Some, like yours truly, are destined to be masters of the information superhighway. Others, like yourselves, must submit to my will. It's the way things work. John Legend and I, who are peas in a pod, take what we want. We crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women. We do not ask permission.

*93 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, December 28

Kimora Lee Simmons in St. Barts (pics start here)

Ali Larter heading to a salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cuba Gooding Jr. at his hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes shopping in Aspen (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara arriving at her hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick in Maui (pics start here)

Dylan McDermott out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Marcia Cross ice skating in Santa Monica (pics start here)

English model Daisy Lowe walking her dog in London (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ella Magers (Alex Rodriguez's girlfriend) out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Kathy Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: