George Clooney and Stacy Keibler leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (12/7)

It's one thing to be dating one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood, but do you really have to make her like you this much? Screw you George Clooney. From In Touch Weekly:
[George Clooney] is spoiling [Stacy Keibler] like crazy this Christmas. As a pal reveals to In Touch, he already bought his 32-year-old girlfriend a $15,000 Cartier Love bracelet with diamonds and a vintage Hermes handbag.

"He's going all-out," his friend says. "He's spending around $100,000 on her gifts! George is even buying her a Porsche!"
$100,000 in gifts, Clooney? Really? I guess the recession hasn't hit you as hard as the rest of us mouth-breathers. That's great, you and the rest of the 1% have a wonderful Christmas during this depression while I have to give my lady a bootleg "Kobe Briant" Lakers' jersey and a charm bracelet cast in the finest tin China has to offer. But you know what we won't be exchanging this holiday season? Movies starring George Clooney. Not that I'm all jealous of your good looks and success, but let's keep it real for a minute. Your movies suck. And don't think you're special because Stacy Keibler tugs on your old balls once in a while. Stacy is dating "Movie Star George Clooney" not "Movie Theater Usher George Clooney."

*13 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

  • George Clooney Christmas Gifts 1
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