Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz arriving in Miami (11/19)

There were some rumors earlier this month that Eva Longoria was banging NBA star role-player Matt Barnes. Which is weird because she's also currently dating Penelope Cruz's younger brother Eduardo . . . oh no ju di'int puta! From the Chicago Sun Times:

Friends of Eva Longoria say there just may be something going on with the actress and the Lakers' Matt Barnes — despite all the "we're just good friends" claims by spokesfolks for both the actress and the pro hoopster.

Penelope Cruz reportedly is a bit irked that Longoria may be two-timing her brother, Eduardo — whom Cruz fixed up with the "Desperate Housewives" star in the first place.

Jealousy, family in-fighting, and hot Latinas? This sounds like a good start to an exciting new telenovela. Now all these two need is some bigger tits cheesy music and bad 80's graphics and they'll be sure to get me to jerk off have a hit on their hands. I mean seriously, if this situation were anymore of a soap opera, we'd all be gaining a couple of hundred pounds just reading about it.

*20 Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]