Donald Trump is a jackass, somehow thinks he's important

Donald Trump thinks his endorsement will somehow affect the 2012 Presidential election. He's right: I'm voting for the guy he doesn't endorse. From Digital Spy:
Donald Trump has insisted that his endorsement would provide a major boost for any of the Republican presidential candidates. Trump writes in his new book Time to Get Tough: Making America that his support would help any candidate to defeat US President Barack Obama in November 2012.

"The Republican field has several good candidates in the race - most of whom have come to see me at my office in Trump Tower. The reason they come to see me isn't just because I am a nice person but because millions of people listen to what I say and know I 'get it'. Some magazines have said I am the single most important endorsement a presidential candidate can have. I don't know if that's true but it wouldn't surprise me."
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Bleeding-heart Liberals
Of course the Republicans want advice from Donald Trump. This party loves to play the "Shoot Yourself in the Foot" game. Never heard of it? It's pretty easy as you can see here:
Step 1: Do something stupid.
Step 2: Walk it back.
Step 3: Drop out of the race for the Republican nomination.
Step 4: Leave supporters/investors holding the bag.
Yeah, you geniuses really need The Donald's advice. Sure, he's probably eating the souls of children as you're reading this, but if it wasn't for The Wig, we would never had the pleasure of knowing Omarosa.
Conservatives clinging to guns and religion
Of course the Republicans want advice from Donald Trump. He is a mountain of a man who pulled himself up by his bootstraps to conquer the worlds of entertainment and high finance. The man knows how to get things done. He's the real "Teflon Don," because nothing sticks to him. Financial troubles? Gone. Family trouble? Replaced. Ratings in the toilet? Not Donald. He knows television because he knows people. Republicans see this and need Trump to be the King-maker he was meant to be. If anybody can fire President Obama, Donald Trump can.
Donald Trump for Ron Paul Libertarians
Go fuck youselves.

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