Brooke Burke and David Charvet at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theater LA LIVE (9/18)

Note to self: If possible, break up Brooke Burke and David Charvet's marriage, impregnate her, start new family. If not possible, masturbate heavily to elaborate fantasy scenario of breaking up Brooke Burke's marriage, impregnating her, and starting new family. A source told Star:
"[Brooke] knows the importance of looking sexy and fit for her hubby! She works hard at being a good wife."  And that includes making sure she has alone time with her actor hubby [David Charvet]: "Her daughters had gotten used to sleeping in her bed," says the source. leaving the newlyweds to sneak off to a hotel for steamy romps. "But Brooke put her foot down. She and David insisted the girls be banished to their rooms, so they could spice up their sex life...and it worked!" (Print Edition - 12/19)
Ah good. This is the first lesson from Celebslam University [and Titty Bar] for the ladies. When you gals are feeling froggy and want to jump, look to Brook Burke as a shining example of what you should be. BB is somebody in this town -- not quite a D-lister -- but absolutely reality show fodder. David Charvet, on the other hand, is less important in Hollywood than an NRA square dance. I'm not saying his career is dead, but I'm pretty sure I saw it get its ass kicked, shot, then driven around Libya for a couple of days. But it's Brooke who's humbling herself to this guy. Remember David? I don't either, but Google tells me he was on Baywatch when it was still trying to be a serious show about lifeguards -- Brooke should be able to set this tool on fire and not worry about his happiness. So remember ladies, no matter how successful you become, nothing replaces the fulfillment you feel when you have dinner on the table on time and the laundry cleaned, folded, and put away nicely.

*26 Brooke Burke and David Charvet pictures total in the gallery:

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