Britney Spears is doomed

Britney Spears fired her personal trainer? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? I mean, besides cankles, type 2 diabetes, a heart attack, etc. From In Touch Weekly:
Britney Spears’ infamous trainer Derek DeGrazio has gotten the boot for restricting her diet too much. “It was amicable,” says an insider to In Touch. Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore. “She knows Jason loves her no matter what and he has encouraged her not to stress about it.” Adds the insider, “But Derek felt Britney made him look bad when she cheated on her diet.”
I'm not completely convinced that Britney thought this firing all the way through. I mean, sure, now Britney can be the fatso she was always doomed to be, but this means she's gonna be featured a lot more now on Celebslam. I'm neither here nor there on this one because I enjoy the easy pickins' that Britney provides, but it shouldn't be too easy. Trashing Britney Spears should be like sex: if it's too easy, then you're a slut. And if you're not crying when it's over, then I didn't do something right.

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