Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake engaged?

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake engaged?

According to unconfirmed internet rumors (so you know this shit has to be true), Justin Timberlake proposed to girlfriend Jessica Biel Monday night in Wyoming. Here's a fun fact about Wyoming for you: Cheyenne is the capital. That was fun, wasn't it? Jezebel says:
Though it's early days yet and the tabloids are feverishly trying to lock down an exclusive, Jackson-based Tayloe Piggott Jewelry confirmed rumors that Justin proposed Monday night at luxury Wyoming resort The Amangani. "Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night," the company posted on Facebook. "We're picking out post-engagement presents for them just in case they come in! Trying to play it cool."
Some say it's all fun and games being a celebrity, but just look at the difficult decision that Justin's facing. He either gets to have sex with Jessica Biel every night or a rotating bevy of eager-to-please 18 and 19-year-old blondes and brunettes with no gag reflex. It's like Sophie's Choice, except that he gets to cum. So glad I'm not famous. I simply couldn't deal with the stress.

*10 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake pictures total in the gallery:

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[Flynet]
December 22, 2011
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  • Derek jeter

    Does this chick even make movies anymore? Can't remember last good one she was in

  • WTFigo

    What's a Liberace/Michael Jackson wannabe do when he has exhausted his options of famous females to date in order to make it look as if he's a Playboy at large? Simple. Run back to your old lesbian love interest to keep your closeted homosexuality locked up so your career doesn't tank, and she can do the same. Look, something about Jessica Biel reminds me of Jodie Foster. Jessica Biel is an uber-physical female, and she's attracted to an effeminate male like Justin Tinkerbell ? Really? WTFITA?! Am I throwing bombs? Yes. Does that make me a terrorist? No. It makes me a liberator. Jessica Biel needs to be freed from her hetero confines, so that she can lez it up with the like s of Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, and the like. Why? So there can be a new wave of sex tapes released from Hollywood, but lesbian themed. I know, I'm building castles in the air, I'm just a dreamer. But isn't that what Hollywood is all about, selling dreams and fantasy? So use your she-hulk shoulder, Jess, thrust it into that closet door blow and blow it off its' fucking hinges.

  • GQ

    Jessica is the perfect match for a man who likes a woman who scowls all the time, but has beautiful tits while giving those nasty looks.

  • Hawk

    Jeez, they're still together?

  • Morgan

    Big Mistake. Justin should be saving himself for the Britster. They were made for each other. Hopefully, he will come to his senses before it is too late

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