Beyonce leaving an office building in New York (11/29)

Someone needs to tell Beyonce that if she wants to convince everyone that she's really pregnant, she needs to act like, oh I don't know, someone who's actually pregnant. From Us Weekly:
A source tells Us that Monday night that [Jay-Z and Beyonce] were "dancing up a storm" at Hollywood's Spare Room club. "They were loved up and sweet together [and] partied until 4 a.m.!"

The next night, Beyonce and Jay-Z partied once again! This time, the couple hung out with Serena Williams, Kanye West and friends at Watch The Throne's after party.
"Beyonce is faking her pregnancy for attention" is the one crazy Hollywood conspiracy theory that I actually believe. No way in hell this bitch is pregnant. I bet she's drinking booze and operating heavy machinery as you read this.

*10 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Partier 1
  • Beyonce Partier 2
  • Beyonce Partier 3
  • Beyonce Partier 4
  • Beyonce Partier 5
  • Beyonce Partier 6
  • Beyonce Partier 7
  • Beyonce Partier 8
  • Beyonce Partier 9
  • Beyonce Partier 10
[Pacific Coast News, WENN]
  • xyz

    There is no conspiracy, she IS NOT PREGNANT AT ALL, she's using a surrogate. DEAL WITH IT!

  • Bixxyboxxy

    I've never seen an 8-month pregnant woman in a club. Ever. Don't they usually sleep? Even brtiney spears didn't do this when she was pregnant. She's faking it.

  • Hawk

    Am I the only one who thinks she's faking?

  • Morgan

    Lets just hope the Beyonce is able to enjoy baked possum for her Christmas dinner.

  • Morgan

    Sounds like she is partying and hanging out with the wrong crowd. She may get a bad .reputation

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