Ashton Kutcher leaving Chevron on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood (11/29)

Ashton Kutcher had a recent awkward run-in at a restaurant with Demi Moore. Let me guess, she caught him fucking a waitress in the ladies room? From Us Weekly:

[Demi] Moore, 49, dined at a West Hollywood private members' club with a male companion [in early December]; "it didn't look romantic at all," a fellow diner tells Us Weekly. Mid-dinner, the Margin Call actress spotted future ex-husband [Ashton] Kutcher, 33, on the opposite side of the patio!

"She approached his table," says the witness, adding that the Two and a Half Men star was with four friends. "He gave her a hug, and they spoke for a few minutes," the observers days, adding that the couple, who called it quits last month after Kutcher's September fling with Sara Leal came to light, had a "polite" chat. Despite the cordial overtures, the source describes the scene as "very awkward."

Am I getting punk'd? I have to ask because Demi and Ashton's entire relationship was awkward. Every time they were on TV, I was waiting for a cut to Ashton wearing a ridiculous trucker hat making dumb-ass faces at the camera, telling us that we done been had, y'all. Oh, and I don't think this is awkward, but it is infuriating: everyone keeps calling Ashton Kutcher a star. Ashton is a lot of things (insecure douchebag comes to mind), but "star" isn't among them. Now that Charlie Sheen fella, that's a star. Whatever happened to him?

*15 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]