Ashton Kutcher has moved on from Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher is enjoying the single life. His [tiny] penis is, too. From Us Weekly:
Ashton Kutcher paid a visit to his hometown of Iowa City, Iowa for the holidays, and sources tell the new Us Weekly -- on stands Friday -- that the newly single star partied hard with local girls.

On Nov. 23, Kutcher, 33, and an entourage visited Iowa City bars Bo James and Sports Column. "He was drinking beer, and girls kept coming up to him," says a source. "He loved the attention. Girls were hugging him and shaking his hand."

On Nov. 26, the Two and a Half Men star spent three hours with pals at Summit bar downing beer and shots of liquor. "He was swarmed by girls," an eyewitness tells Us. "A few tried to convince him to go tom a strip club -- but he declined!"
Why would these girls think Ashton would be interested in going to a strip club? At strip clubs you have to actually pay to see women take off their clothes. As a multimillionaire celebrity, you just have to say "hi" to get them to do that. Besides, Ashton probably wouldn't be interested in the girls at a strip club -- they've got fake boobs no souls more than twenty years until they start collecting Social Security.

*15 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

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