Ashton Kutcher and his new girlfriend Lorene Scafaria

Looks like Ashton Kutcher has moved on from Demi Moore. He's allegedly dating 33-year-old screenwriter Lorene Scafaria. That's the two above in Rome over Christmas (with business partner Matt Mazzant). You know what they say about Rome: what happens in Rome stays in Rome. Especially illegitimate children who can't get visas. From Us Weekly:
During their private sojourn, the couple tooled around in a Porsche Carrera Sports 2011 and holed up at a private pad. During a romantic lunch at Pizzeria Trattoria Toscana in Pisa on Christmas Eve, they "held hands," witness Alex Thorpe tells Us. "They shared spaghetti, and he paid."

Despite 33-year-old Scafaria's romance with Brody and Kutcher's marriage to Moore, a source says they have been stoking a romance since meeting in February, when Kutcher tried out for a film she wrote.

"Ashton started seeing her while each was in a relationship," says a source.
Why is Ashton Kutcher on my radar? I'm not trying to set an angle up, I just need to know why my spies insist on bringing this particular guy to my attention. Ashton might have been the least interesting cast member on That 70's Show. Sure, he can claim to be the first idiot to say "first!" on blogs, and he was ahead of us on the Twitter curve, but so what? He's a younger, less edgy David Hasselhoff. I don't give him credit for cougar-hunting, since Demi Moore isn't exactly Rhea Perlman. His movies stink, and the only thing less talked about than Two and a Half Men is Ron Paul. So what is it, America? Why is this douchebag's Q rating through the roof? Let me know because I'm totally out of the loop on this one.

*5 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ashton Kutcher Lorene Scafaria 1
  • Ashton Kutcher Lorene Scafaria 2
  • Ashton Kutcher Lorene Scafaria 3
  • Ashton Kutcher Lorene Scafaria 4
  • Ashton Kutcher Lorene Scafaria 5

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