Ali Lohan and her new face

Dina Lohan's brainwashing must have gotten to her daughter Ali. She totally doesn't think of her mom as a greedy scheming monster willing to do anything for money and/or attention. Denying rumors that she got plastic surgery and chalking it all up to a growth spurt, Ali told Page Six Magazine:
"I was cracking up [about the rumors]. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17-years-old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. . . . It's stupid. I don't listen to it. Its absolutely not true."
Is Ali really asking if we think her mother would sign off on her doing something as inappropriate as getting plastic surgery? Uh, has she seen what her mother's done to her sister? Dina Lohan cares less about other people's well-being than Michael Jackson's doctor. I'd sooner have Jerry Sandusky babysit my kid than Dina.

*11 Ali Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ali Lohan Delusional 1
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 2
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 3
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 4
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 5
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 6
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 7
  • Ali Lohan Delusional 8
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  • Ali Lohan Delusional 10

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