December 2011 NUDE!

Miley Cyrus in Hawaii (12/29)

Miley Cyrus and I both agree: Marijuana is a fantastic drug Have fun tomorrow night, stay safe, get too drunk. See ya' in 2012.

*32 Miley Cyrus bikini pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Hilary Duff is ready to drop [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Emma Watson is freaking hot [Just Jared]
+ The most important nudecomers of 2011 (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Maybe Lindsay won't be partying on that boat after all [The Blemish]
+ Hot girls with glasses [Brosome]

+ Kim Kardashian's sexiest red carpet moments of 2011 [Socialite Life]
+ Did Beyonce have her baby? [Evil Beet]
+ Stacy Keibler is fucking delusional [Cele|bitchy]
+ David Arquette is less fun [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 ingredients for a classy New Year's Eve party

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Russell Brand files for divorce from Katy Perry

It's official. Just a day after being spotted without his wedding ring, Russell Brand officially filed for divorce today from Katy Perry. Um, Happy New Year Katy. From Us Weekly:

In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court Friday, Brand, 36, cited "irreconcilable differences." No other specifics were provided in the documents, though Brand is asking that each party pay their own attorney fees and that their property rights be determined.

"Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," Brand tells Us Weekly in a statement. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."

Wait a minute, Russell filed for divorce from Katy, and not the other way around? What the fuck? Unless she has a Venus Flytrap instead of a vagina, I really don't see how that's possible. Russell Brand looks like he should be leading a drum circle at Burning Man, not divorcing hot pieces of ass like Katy Perry. Fuck this guy.

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler in Miami (12/29)

What do you think has a better chance of actually happening in 2012?

1. The world ends on December 21, 2012
2. Vanessa Hudgens doesn't get pregnant

I'm leaning towards number one.

*30 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Bosworth

Kate Bosworth out and about in West Hollywood (12/28)

*25 Kate Bosworth pictures total in the gallery:

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and Suri Cruise heading to dinner at Buddakan restaurant in New York (12/18)

Is it "wrong" and "inappropriate" to want to punch a 5-year-old little girl? If you think it is, you may reevaluate your position once you read this story about Suri Cruise's recent trip to the ice skating rink at Rockefeller Center:

[Tom] Cruise shelled out $5,000 to rent out the rink's "Igloo," a VIP-like area where paying customers can bypass the lines and warm up after taking a spin on the ice.

"Tom rented it for an entire session so no one else could use it," the source said.

The admission price for the hour-and-a-half session runs $75 a person. However the Cruise-Holmes clan isn’t your average customer. In fact, the source tells us Suri’s famous parents snubbed the venue’s refreshments and opted to cater their own family day with gourmet treats. TomKat had hot chocolate from Serendipity 3 and sweets from Jacques Torres brought in "especially for Suri," said the insider.

Awe, this must have been a Hallmark moment if ever there was one. In my humble opinion, it's a story straight out of Martha Stewart Living or Blueboy Magazine (depending on your point of view). What's sweeter than Tom Cruise and family big-timing it over the mouth-breathers trying to enjoy a holiday moment? Not inviting Connor or Isabella, for one. What? Who are they, you ask? Those are Tom and Nicole Kidman's rent-a-family. Now that Tom has a real kid and Nicole got some seed to stick, they don't need the accessories anymore. It's a shame when you think about it. I'm sure Connor and Isabella can use a little extra scratch this time of year -- Xenu knows (yeah, I went there) that Suri could use another bellhop or dressing assistant.

*19 Suri Cruise pictures total in the gallery:

Rihanna bikini pics!

Here's some pics of Rihanna down in her native Barbados yesterday. If Chris Brown hadn't beat her up a few years ago, I bet he would have been there with her, too. Looks like you cost yourself a luxury beach vacation, Mr. Punchy.

In related news, how do your tits almost fall out of your top if you have a B-cup?

*58 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Maria Menounos bikini pics! (Miami - 12/29)

A shitload of celebrities are in Miami right now, including current Extra host and former Miss Massachusetts Teen USA 1996 Maria Menounos. True story: One time I saw a chick who looked like Maria at the mall. But then, when I got closer, it wasn't her. Exciting story, right!

*33 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:

Ashton Kutcher and his new girlfriend Lorene Scafaria

Looks like Ashton Kutcher has moved on from Demi Moore. He's allegedly dating 33-year-old screenwriter Lorene Scafaria. That's the two above in Rome over Christmas (with business partner Matt Mazzant). You know what they say about Rome: what happens in Rome stays in Rome. Especially illegitimate children who can't get visas. From Us Weekly:

During their private sojourn, the couple tooled around in a Porsche Carrera Sports 2011 and holed up at a private pad. During a romantic lunch at Pizzeria Trattoria Toscana in Pisa on Christmas Eve, they "held hands," witness Alex Thorpe tells Us. "They shared spaghetti, and he paid."

Despite 33-year-old Scafaria's romance with Brody and Kutcher's marriage to Moore, a source says they have been stoking a romance since meeting in February, when Kutcher tried out for a film she wrote.

"Ashton started seeing her while each was in a relationship," says a source.

Why is Ashton Kutcher on my radar? I'm not trying to set an angle up, I just need to know why my spies insist on bringing this particular guy to my attention. Ashton might have been the least interesting cast member on That 70's Show. Sure, he can claim to be the first idiot to say "first!" on blogs, and he was ahead of us on the Twitter curve, but so what? He's a younger, less edgy David Hasselhoff. I don't give him credit for cougar-hunting, since Demi Moore isn't exactly Rhea Perlman. His movies stink, and the only thing less talked about than Two and a Half Men is Ron Paul. So what is it, America? Why is this douchebag's Q rating through the roof? Let me know because I'm totally out of the loop on this one.

*5 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, December 29

Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Hilary Duff shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anthony Kiedis in St. Barts (pics start here)

Angela Simmons in Miami (pics start here)

Ryan Gosling leaving an MMA class in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian shopping at Diane Von Furstenberg in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck walking their dog in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

Owen Wilson at a playground in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Cory Monteith at a meet-and-greet for Glee fans at Westfield City Shopping Mall in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Colin Farrell leaving Cafe Java in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving West Elm in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: