Vanessa Lachey leaving Casa Vega in Studio City (11/9)

In case you care, Vanessa Minnillo's new name is Vanessa Lachey. Oh great, looks like I have to make a new Vanessa worship doll (with real human hair!). Anyways, on Friday she tweeted:
So.... I'm making it official, and I LOVE my "new name"! @VanessaLachey.... has a nice ring to it ;-)
It's a great world we live in, is it not? Can anyone but a smoking hot chick get a mention for playing surname scrabble? Of course not. It would be news if Vanessa DIDN'T cause painful erections for men and certain women. Here's a newsflash: Kelly Osbourne changed her name last year, but for obvious reasons nobody gave a shit. It's the way it is because this is what God intended. Don't believe me? Are you a biblical scholar? No. Am I? Oh hell to the yeah, motherfucker. Look it up if you lack faith, heathen. In case you're wondering, Kelly's new name is Chaz Bono.

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