Fellow Americans: Have a happy, and safe, Thanksgiving. Non-Americans: Have fun at work tomorrow while we all get fatter, suckers!

NOTE: All the pictures have commentary under them, so be sure to click through the full gallery.

*15 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Aguilera \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Double cheeseburgers. She's not very traditional\)
  • Britney Spears \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Candy left over from Halloween\)
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Loneliness. Despair. Depression\)
  • Jessica Simpson \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Everything all at once. In burrito form. With whipped cream salsa\)
  • Whitney Houston \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Mashed potatoes. With crack on top\, of course\)
  • Kirstie Alley \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Whole Foods. The entire store\)
  • Luke Wilson \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Ice cream stuffing. He actually stuffs ice cream into the turkey\)
  • Vince Vaughn \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Turkey. I mean the whole thing\)
  • Kelly Clarkson \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Pumpkin pie-flavored mashed potatoes. She mixes them\)
  • Val Kilmer \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Anything he can reach from the couch without actually having to get up\)
  • Matthew Perry \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: TV dinner. He lives a very lonely life\)
  • Mischa Barton \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Anything with the word pie in its name\)
  • Janet Jackson \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Dinner rolls. She can fit 10 in her mouth at once\)
  • Tyra Banks \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Attention\)
  • Kathleen Turner \(Thanksgiving Drug of Choice\: Bacon\)

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: