Sofia Vergara showing off her two talents

Sofia Vergara's old publicist wanted her to get a boob reduction. Satan, I think his name was Satan. From her interview in this month's Health:
"When I moved to America, I was more voluptuous, and I felt a little different. And one time, years ago, I remember my publicist [at the time] told me, 'I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.' My mother almost had a heart attack. She was like, "God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!" I don’t regret not doing it, because now it’s become a big part of [my character Gloria on Modern Family]."
Sofia's boobs have become "a big part" of her career? Those things ARE her career. If she'd listened to that idiot publicist years ago, she'd be just another flat-chested bimbo with no discernible talent whatsoever -- sort of like Paris Hilton. No, Sofia's mom was right. Having those things cut off would have made God angry . . . and my wrist weaker.

*11 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Implant 1
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 2
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 3
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 4
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 5
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 6
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 7
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 8
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 9
  • Sofia Vergara Implant 10

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