Snooki at The Grove in Hollywood (11/16)

Damn, when did Snooki get hot? . . . wait a minute, did I just say that out loud? Aw god dammit. From In Touch Weekly:
More than a year after they started dating, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her beau, Jionni LaValle, have split, In Touch can exclusively reveal. “It happened after her birthday party last weekend in Las Vegas,” a friend says of the 23-year-old Jersey Shore vixen. “They’re done!” And it seems that the reality star’s thin new frame is to blame for the parting. “Snooki broke up with him because she is looking better than ever and wants to date someone famous,” the friend explains.
Snooki, good luck finding someone famous to date. With all of your venereal diseases, your choices are going to be limited to Paris Hilton or anyone that she's slept with. Besides, just because she's lost a little weight doesn't mean Snooki's desirable now. If she really wants a new man, she'll need to lose something more important -- her voice box.

*16 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 1
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 2
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 3
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 4
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 5
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 6
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 7
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 8
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 9
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 10
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 11
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  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 13
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 14
  • Snooki Celebrity Boyfriend 15
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