Paula Abdul is still nuts

Paula Abdul arriving on a flight at LAX airport (10/22)

This month's "Paula Abdul is fucking nuts" story is brought to us by the National Enquirer:

Okay, we told you exclusively that the "X-Factor" star just moved into a condo near her CBS job, and desperately wants to sell her San Fernando Valley house -- but she's so convinced it's "haunted" that she hired a rabbi, a priest, a minister, and even a witch doctor to drive out its "evil spirits."

Said a pal: "Paula claims she's witnessed strange happenings, like lights mysteriously turning on and off, for years. So her rabbi came over and blessed the house, the priest and the minister performed cleansing ceremonies - and the witch doctor walked through every room waving a frond of burning sage, sending ghost-busting smoke into every nook and cranny." (Print Edition - November 21)

Listen Paula, your house isn't haunted just because you woke up covered in ectoplasm. That was from Saturday's gangbang. Besides, the way Paula's been acting the past few years, she doesn't need to have a rabbi, priest, and witch doctor over to her house -- she needs an exorcist. That chick's got more devil spawn crawling around in her than Michelle Duggar.

*10 Paula Abdul pictures total in the gallery:

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Morgan

If Paula has ghosts in her house, who are we to doubt her? She lives there, she should know, and she is certainly able to recognize the paranormal and/or a haunt.

Whiskey_Tango_Fox_is_going_on

If there's one thing Paula knows about it's the paranormal, no doubt, she IS paranormal. Sad thing is, if she's got ghosts, she can move to Mars, they're still gonna follow her ass. You see Paranormal Activity? Them shits haunt people, not houses.

Morgan

Is Paula a MILF Ghost Buster??

Whiskey_Tango_Fox_is_going_on

Bat shit crazy Paula is used to drinking spirits, not being haunted by them. MILF? If she has any kids, they're not going to cop to it, at least, not until her will is read and her estate needs to be settled. Of course, her cats will probably get anything she leaves behind, 'cause she will be living in isolation with fifty felines, looping the video for, Opposites Attract to entertain them. ; )

Whiskey_Tango_Fox_is_going_on

So, a rabbi, a priest, a minister and a witch doctor walk into Paula Abdul house... yadda, yadda, yadda, finally the rabbi says to the witch doctor, "why did you put that vibrating blue bone in your nose?" Witch Doctor says, "'cause if I put it in my ass, that'd be gay."

Morgan

Paula just gets sexier, more beautiful and hotter with each passing month. The woman is a flaming volcano.