Lindsay Lohan's 2008 nude photoshoot for New York Magazine

Even though pretty much everyone already knows already, Lindsay Lohan's rep finally confirmed to E! that she'll be appearing in the January issue of Now I Can Pay My Bills! Playboy. Look for the issue on newsstands in December. In other news, Lindsay Lohan actually has a rep (is he doing an unpaid internship or something?):
"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," rep Steve Honig tells E! News.
Clearly not knowing the definition of the word "classy," Hugh Hefner told to The Insider:
"It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy."
I can honestly say that Lindsay Lohan is the gift that keeps on giving. Can you name another celebrity with LiLo's staying power? Lindsay drank Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the Simpson skanks, and Andy Dick under the table. She burned the tips of Samantha Ronson's fuck fingers clean off, and now she's gonna spread that fire crotch for Playboy. Who else would do that? Who else could? Lindsay either has the work ethic of a Korean deli owner or she had her inner voice murdered. Either way, we should look at her as a shining example of what one can do when one is properly motivated -- and by "motivated" I mean coke-buzzed.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Lindsay Lohan New York Magazine pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lohan Playboy Photoshoot 1
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  • wow! you are so fucking beautiful!!!

  • You people are just haters. Haters to the left. Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing Lindsay in Playboy. Lindsay is hot and seeing her nude will be awesome.

  • CN

    Yay now we get to see what meth tits look like!

  • Not-a-Chance

    In my experience, the only people who use the word "classy" have no clue what it is. But then, Hef thinks red velvet PJs and a yachting cap is fashionabe, so in his world, I guess a semi-attractive bleached blonde covered in freckles _is_ classy. In mine, she's a pig.

  • Nudgie

    "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," rep Steve Honig tells E! News.

    You know - the one of her as Marilyn that we've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

  • Morgan

    And that is why Lindsay is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and just covered with erotic. exotic sexy freckles.

  • Daniel

    And I will buy the issue.

  • tjhawk

    All of those freckles to airbrush...

  • Litsa

    This whore needs to pose for Club or OUI. Show us what her love canal is made of.
    I'll buy a copy anyway and yank on my meat and unload my man juice all over her face and then go watch wheel of fortune and eat some beef chow mein.

  • woodmember

    What a shocker. Speaking of shockers, I'd love to give her one.


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