Kris Jenner is pulling the strings

The matriarch of the Kardashian family, Kris Jenner, is appearing on The Today Show this morning to talk about her daughter Kim's divorce. One subject that I'm sure won't come up is the fiscal crisis in Europe how she's basically pulling the strings on everything. From The Hollywood Reporter:
An insider also told The Hollywood Reporter that Jenner -- who serves as the family's business manager -- made sure that Kardashian and Humphries' divorce was announced on Monday in time for coverage in the weekly magazines, which go to deadline that day.

The Kardashians unleashed multiple statements to the media Monday (making sure to first give them to E! News, which airs their reality show, and thus pays their bills), before the ink was dry on the divorce filing.
If you think Kris is manipulating her daughters like a puppet on a string, you're wrong. She's manipulating us. The fact that she timed the announcement of her daughter's divorce to coincide with the tabloids' deadlines is disgusting, repugnant, and exactly what you'd expect from a woman that sees her children as an ATM. Speaking of ATM, I hear Kim might be getting back together with Ray-J.

That last line is much funnier if you click the link.

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