Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries during a happier episode of their marriage (season premiere I think)

I know this may come as a shock, but Kris Humphries isn't exactly gonna get a fair and balanced portrayal on the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. In Penn State terms, Kim is the boy in the shower to Kris' Gerry Sandusky. From Radar:
The upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York will feature the star, Kim Kardashian, as the "victim" and her estranged NBA hubby Kris Humphries, as the "lazy and insensitive" villain.

The E! reality darling will be seen "as the victim, and Kris will definitely be the bad guy. Kim was stunned by the amount of bad press and the public relations nightmare she has endured since deciding to file for divorce,” a source close to the situation says. “Kim will be using the show to attempt to rehab her image.

"Kim carefully and methodically plans all of her business decisions, and that is how she is looking at her divorce, as all business. Of course she is sad, but it's all about Kim's endorsement deals and paid promotional appearances."
Sorry Kim, asserting that your pro athlete ex-husband was "lazy" probably isn't going to get the traction you're looking for. If your ex was a professional video game player or celebrity blogger, that sort of claim might have worked. As it stands, the only complaint anyone will believe that you'd make about Kris at this point is that he wasn't making you enough money. Maybe Kim should have just done what she wanted in the first place and married a printing press.

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