Kourtney Kardashian leaving Aldik Home in Van Nuys (11/29)

In what's surely another ploy by the family to gain attention, Kourtney Kardashian revealed today that she's nine weeks pregnant with her second bastard child. Jesus, at least hold off on the announcement until the kid has a fully formed head. From Us Weekly:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago -- and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

"Now I'm nine weeks along," Kardashian tells Us. "You're supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident."

The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise. Not so much for baby number two, the happy couple tells Us.

"It wasn't like we weren't trying," Disick, 28, says. "We kind of just said, 'If it's meant to be, it'll be.'"

"It wasn't like we were trying" -- oh STFU. If you're having sex without a condom, you're trying to get pregnant. "I wasn't trying to get into an accident -- I was just driving down the wrong side of the freeway, and whatever happened, happened."

As for what's truly important to the Kardashians, Ford is currently in negotiations to buy the naming rights for Kourtney's pregnancy. "Kourtney Kardashian's First Trimester, brought to you by the all new Mustang" has a really nice ring to it.

*31 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN, Flynet]