Kim Kardashian and her true love

I'm really beginning to think that Kim Kardashian isn't fully human. If we cut her open, I think we'll find that she's actually a high-tech human/robot super predator hybrid that runs on pure cash. Think about it . . . I've never actually seen her eat. An insider close to the Kardashian family told In Touch Weekly:
"Encouraged by her mom, Kris, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality."

Once a fun-loving socialite who enjoyed spending time with friends, Kim now won't go to a party unless she's paid for it. "She will only wear what she's being paid to wear," Jo Piazza, author of Celebrity Inc.: How Famous People Make Money, notes. "She has incorporated getting paid into every aspect of her life."

According to one cosmetics professional, the reality star demanded a whopping $60,000 just to use their lip gloss on her show. "We couldn't believe it," the cosmetics pro says.
You don't need to pay Kim Kardashian $60k to put something on her lips. You just need to make sure it comes in the shape of a penis with a large bank account. Frankly, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised to read that Kim's selling her own feces. "Try Miracle-Gro's new line of Kardashian Krap fertilizer. Guaranteed to make your plants grow faster than Khloe did when she hit puberty!"

*16 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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