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Kate Gosselin and her new facelift

"Sorry kids, Mommy spent your college fund on a facelift because Mommy needs to shake the cobwebs out and get laid." From Us Weekly:
Has Kate Gosselin gone under the knife -- again? When the former reality star recently reported for her first day as a CouponCabin.com blogger, she revealed a new face to go with her new gig. And it's not the first time the formerly full-figured brunette has freshened up.

"She's consumed with her appearance," a source says of Gosselin.

To keep her youthful appearance, the single mom of eight -- who got a tummy tuck in 2007 and breast implants in 2009 -- relies on thrice-weekly tanning sessions. Last June, she even gave herself Botox injections! (The result: unnaturally arched eyebrows). New York City plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells Us Weekly that based on recent photos, it looks like Gosselin's gone more extreme this time: A defined jawline and changed eye shape "suggest a facelift."

It's not surprising, the source tells Us: "Kate wants to look 10 years younger."
You know what? I can't blame Kate for trying to fight off Mother Nature and Father Time. They make quite the formidable tag team. Too many women tend to let go after the vag hole gets turned into an open face pastrami on rye, but Kate is at least trying to stay mildly attractive. Honestly, you ladies can really learn a lesson from Ms. Gosselin. The lesson is that no matter how many kids you fart out of your catcher's mitt, don't give up on your looks until the bitter end. Remember that this is a man's world, and all you have are your looks. Now go ahead and make me that sandwich when you're done with the laundry, honey.