Justin Bieber at the Copacabana Palace in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (10/6)

The [baseless] paternity suit filed [by some crazy slut] against Justin Bieber yesterday really was no surprise. Now that his balls have dropped, he's probably a horny little devil. From Billboard:
Justin Bieber struggled to record his Christmas duet with Mariah Carey -- because adulthood has robbed him of his high notes. The pop star's manager Scooter Braun has revealed the teen's voice broke just before he hit the studio with Carey to re-record her festive hit All I Want For Christmas.

And Braun admits his young charge's tone is not as high as it used to be. The manager tells Billboard.com, "Vocally, his balls have dropped ... [All I Want for Christmas] was the hardest song to do. A year ago that would have been no problem."

"Yes, that was high," Bieber says. "But I grinded it out and we got it down."
How old is this kid? 17? His voice should have changed years ago. It sounds like Justin's body has taken longer to develop than Ground Zero. Of course, now that Justin's voice has changed, he better start holding on to every dollar he's got. Because without his ability to hit those high notes, he'll be about as employable as a convicted felon with facial tattoos Lindsay Lohan.

*16 Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:

  • Justin Bieber Balls Drop 1
  • Justin Bieber Balls Drop 2
  • Justin Bieber Balls Drop 3
  • Justin Bieber Balls Drop 4
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  • Jitilis

    Justin, I wish I could switch bodies with you for just one day. I don't care what you do when you have my body, but when I am in yours, I am locking myself in the bathroom and having a little one on one time.......

  • sammybieber

    i love jb cody sucks u will see i love jb cody suck u will see

  • sammybieber

    u rok jb i love u u rok so much i wanna meet u my friend laura pajvancic is a dreamy pearson she says that u r dreamy and loves u.

  • sammy

    hey justin i am yur biggest fan i love u please write back

  • Omnomnom

    Awwww, little girl Justine the Beaver is blooming into a grown woman. Soon Justine is going to start ditching her dollies and kissing boys instead

  • Jilly16

    His fan club is prepared to provide an anti-slut detail to protect Justin from hags like Selena and various sluts that want to practive preversions on Justin's perfect body. If he just gives the word we will provide 24/7 protection whereever he may go.

  • Derrick Petzold

    That's nothing some cocaine couldn't fix. You are welcome.

  • Jilly16

    Dear Justin was forcefully raped by that slut. Hopefully she will be charged and go to jail. It is untrue the lies she is spreading about him. His fans love and adore him. Only his pride keeps him from accepting a squad of his fans as a permanent bodyguard. Justin is our hero and our hope

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