Justin Bieber ate dinner last night with a girl not named Selena Gomez. EVERYBODY PANIC.

Justin Bieber arriving for dinner at Mr Chow restaurant in London (11/14)

The tabloids are going batshit today because Justin Bieber ate dinner with a "mystery girl" (picture here) at Mr. Chow in London last night that they'll have you believe is some kind of sadist devil-worshiping hooker with a vendetta against Selena Gomez, but who's probably just his cousin. Oh, and he also flipped off the paparazzi, that again, they'll have you believe is some kind of gateway gesture to hardcore drug use. To recap: Justin Bieber is not cheating on Selena Gomez while high on meth.

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Autumn

lol you guys are just as pathetic as the paparazzi. Get over it, he flipped them off. But they deserve it, they are fucking leeches who give you no privacy

Scottie Oldham

He's just a little punk.

WeebGumbar

A punk that can only last 30 seconds!

Nate Blank

Um... busted.

eva

what a total dweeb

footballisus

Sure that aint his mom?

Morgan

Nothing good will come of this. I predict it is a very very bad omen, we are talking four horsement of the apocalypse in the very near future. Be afraid, very very afraid

Morgan

No good will come of this. I predict very very bad things are in the offing.

We are talking four horsemen of the apocalypse here