Jennifer Love Hewitt finds humiliating new way to get dumped

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jarod Einsohn at the premiere of J. Edgar at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (11/3)

Jennifer Love Hewitt officially hit rock bottom in August when she made out with a reality star, so what does this count as? Rock rock bottom? From In Touch Weekly:
Jennifer Love Hewitt's latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn, has broken up with her — via text message, a source tells In Touch exclusively.

Despite having a dating-advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid, the 32-year-old actress has had a string of boyfriends that all seem to dead end in a breakup. In the past year alone, Jen Love has dated or been linked with Alex Beh, The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik and Jarod, and all those relationships abruptly ended. A source claims to In Touch, “She cannot keep a boyfriend. She is very overbearing, and if things don’t go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out.”

Jarod and Jennifer had been dating since August.
I'm starting to think that Jennifer has a problem, I'm just not sure it's her attitude. Sure, to the untrained amateur eye, the problem is her expanding and contracting gluteus maximus and gluteus medius muscles -- or in medical terms: the fart box. I know it's easy to imply that guys don't want to go to bed with White J. Lo just to wake up to Precious (an overstatement meant for cheap laughs), but there's something that we've avoided mentioning because it might be viewed as crass or rude. Is it possible -- I'm saying POSSIBLE -- that maybe the problem might simply be that Jennifer Love Hewitt's pussy stinks? Remember, I'm not saying that it does, I'm just asking the question. Who else has run through this many D minus-listers without getting hitched? Jamie Kennedy and the guy from The Bachelorette need all the career help they can get but they still jumped off the bandwagon as if it were set on fire. Or maybe she's a bitch.

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[WENN, Flynet]
November 22, 2011
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  • Whiskey_Tango_Fox_is_going_on

    Aniston -n- Hewitt, that hook-up would be legendary. They both have the same qualities it seems. Opposites attract - similarities bind. The Jens, they'd be like sapphic royalty. Somebody find a way to make it happen!

  • Morgan

    Maybe, it is possible, that JLH have very high standards for a permanent mate. She is probably very selective and has just not met anyone that can measure up.

  • Omnomnom


    "Is it possible -- I'm saying POSSIBLE -- that maybe the problem might simply be that Jennifer Love Hewitt's pussy stinks?"

    Only a raging faggot would even conceive that as a reason to break up with a woman. Newsflash, you homo: All pussies smell. Oh, yeah, there are vaginal douches (literal douches, not like you) lotions and stuff that can remove the smell for a while, but pussies do smell. Men have known this for eons, and we're OK with this. Only dick smokers like you would find that repulsive, Nick

  • Hawk

    As Chief Wiggum from The Simpsons famously said:

    "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"

  • Unruly

    I don't like that diva-freakout shit. It ain't helpin' anything.

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