Jessica Simpson flipping off the paparazzi at LAX airport (10/28)

Jessica Simpson is having some really insane cravings while pregnant: fruit. But wait a minute, fruit isn't fried. I'm so confused. From People:

[Jessica Simpson] says she no longer likes pizza because it now "tastes sour" - has become obsessed with a particular fruit. But she insists the tasty melon of choice be prepared a certain way.

"I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person," Simpson told PEOPLE on Tuesday while promoting a skincare line. "But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy. I crave anything salty and sweet. That mixture to me is so good. I can eat a whole cantaloupe in one morning."

Cantaloupe? Really? I'm calling bullshit. Jessica, if you want Pizza Hut and Domino's to fight over your endorsement, play them against each other -- not against healthy food. But I wouldn't bother since we all know that you're gonna eat pizza like . . . well . . . like Jessica Simpson eats pizza. Sorry, I can't find a metaphor to represent Jessica's eating habits. Hell, at least great white sharks stop feeding when they get their fill. Eric, remember that if you get bit, don't be afraid that Jessica wants to eat you. That's just how she tests food. She'll shake you about, then most likely let you go and swim away.

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