Jessica Simpson leaving Bergdorf Goodman in New York (10/24)

I'm just gonna throw this out there -- maybe Jessica Simpson should be taking the stairs? Just maybe? From the New York Daily News:
Jessica Simpson needs her space, and not just because of her growing belly. A source tells us the pregnant 31-year-old singer refused to ride in the elevator with a well-dressed patron at the upscale Rita Hazan salon in midtown East late last month. According to the insider, Simpson, who has been getting her locks colored by Hazan for years, saw the woman making a bee-line for the lift in which she and her entourage stood. Simpson quickly made sure the door closed before the other woman could enter, said the witness.

Another source says it’s a well-known fact in the building that Simpson does not allow outside parties to ride in the elevator with her and her handlers “for privacy reasons.” A spokeswoman for Simpson did not respond by deadline.
Of course the Queen needs her privacy -- she needed to make her weekly creepy call to Tony Romo. It's embarrassing for royalty like Jessica Simpson to grovel in public. Remember, legend has it that Romo dumped Jessica because she farted during Easter dinner. It was a seafood fart heard by everyone -- which is amazing because they were in a Taco Bell parking lot. Customers and employees actually heard it through walls and closed doors. That's how loud it was. True story.

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