Jerry Sandusky is free

I don't even know how the hell he's free (oh wait, yes I do: corruption), but Penn State's former coach/boy-fucker Jerry Sandusky was spotted at LaGuardia in New York earlier today. "LaGuardia" as in "LaGuardia Airport" -- the place where you board amazing flying machines that can take you pretty much anywhere in the world. Such as countries without extradition treaties.

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous . . . look at the size of his carry-on. How did he get away with not checking that? They always catch me.

UPDATE: Now TMZ is saying it's not him. It's actually another guy named Gerald Sandusky. Jesus, I'd rather be named Adolf Hitler.