Jesus, eat a cheeseburger

"Love" will get Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher through the current marital difficulties they're facing . . . even though Ashton also "loves" sticking his dick into college girls. From the New York Post:
Ashton Kutcher, 33, and Demi Moore are carefully working through their problems in a bid to save their marriage following claims he romped with 23-year-old blonde Sara Leal in San Diego on his and Moore’s sixth wedding anniversary in August.

A friend told us, “They both want to work things out. They are doing a lot of talking and Kabbalah counseling. Despite all that has happened, when it comes down to it, they both really love each other.”

Moore looks thin and gaunt in recent pictures. The source told us, “It has been a painful time, but she’s holding up. While there are problems, they both want to fix things. She and Ashton need each other.”
Sorry Demi, love isn't going to save your marriage . . . but a time machine might. When you're almost 50, trying to compete with a 23-year-old is like trying to get Kim Kardashian to date a white guy: impossible. Demi might as well face the fact that if she really wants Ashton to stick with her, she's going to have to do something that no married woman has ever done before -- give a blowjob.

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