Charlize Theron arriving at Cipriani in New York (11/28)

Charlize Theron revealed to People magazine earlier this week that she was "bullied" when she was younger. Oh hey, what a coincidence, I was too. It's called "high school." From People:

"I wore really nerdy glasses because I was blind as could be and the boys didn't like [me]. I didn't have any boyfriends, but lots of crushes. I wasn't in the popular crowd. There was a really popular girl at school and I was obsessed with her. I mean you would go to jail for that stuff today. I was in tears one day because I couldn't sit next to her."

She also says she was bullied by her classmates for her glasses and not having the perfect haircut and clothes.

"I actually got a lot of the mean girl stuff from the ages of 7 to 12. I was pretty much a mess in primary school," she admits. "But I got that out of my system by the time I got to high school and was more immune to all of that stuff."

Let this be a lesson to you ugly people. You don't need to be a drunken mess or a human toilet to get the fame that you so desperately need. Just let yourself bloom out of your ugly duckling stage and hope you have the DNA of a Nordic god. BTW, I'm having a little bit of a hard time believing that this woman was bullied. I'm pretty sure that if Charlize asked me to, I'd walk into an orphanage wearing an IED strapped to my chest.

*15 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]