I am now in love with Chanel Iman

Chanel Iman at the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York (11/9)

One of the stars of last Thursday’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was up-and-coming model Chanel Iman . . . or as chicks will now refer to her: BITCH I HATE YOU. Chanel actually had trouble keeping her weight up for the show. From the Daily Mail:

“I’m always the opposite of everything,” Chanel said during one of her final fittings last week.

Having already gained 15 pounds in preparation for the world-famous show, the Angel admitted she was struggling to keep the weight on. The real preparation comes the night before the show, though. Chanel said:

“I have a big potluck at my house. All my friends bring over food and we barbecue and party it up!”

If Chanel really wants to put on some weight, all she has to do is marry Pierce Brosnan. Apparently that guy’s worse for a woman’s waistline than changing her last name to Federline. Of course Chanel better enjoy the fact that she’s 21 and can eat anything she wants without gaining weight. Because in a few years she’s going to have a harder time getting rid of dead weight than Scott Peterson.


November 14, 2011 - 6:30 am