Candice Swanepoel looks rather amazing in lingerie

Sure Selena Gomez may be a hot little piece of ass, but she is no Victoria's Secret Angel, and she is certainly no Candice Swanepoel. Your move, Justin Bieber. From Stylist:

While Victoria's Secret may be a place to make best friends forever, it is not necessarily a place to find a date. [Candice] Swanepoel says, "I think it's harder to date as an angel, when people meet you it's hard to look past our job, what we look like. They are always trying to impress you, you know, like 'come to my mansion blah blah blah.""

Not that she's on the market, Swanepoel has been with her boyfriend for the last six years, since she was only 17-years-old. Although she feels like she is "married already," that doesn't mean she doesn't have crushes: "I had a little Bieber fever but he got too old," she laughs over dinner.

Candice Swanpoel is one of the hottest women on the planet and she had a thing for Justin Bieber? This is starting to get ridiculous. Yes, I get it, famous dudes with money often attract good-looking women. But Candice Swanepoel is A-list material ass. She could have any man or blogger she wanted, why go after a boy? The only explanation that makes sense is that she's some sort of child predator -- which would only be appropriate of course if she were a high school teacher. Teach me Candice. Teach me about the ways of raw carnal passion. And math.

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