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Demi Moore divorcing Ashton Kutcher

We finally have our answer as to whether Demi Moore has it in her heart to forgive Ashton Kutcher for banging some prime college girl ass on the night on their anniversary in September. The answer is "No." She's divorcing him. She just said in a statement:
"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.

"This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation."
Wow, Thanksgiving is gonna be REALLY awkward this year at Demi and Ashton's house. "Can you pass the gravy? And after that, fuck off."

If a 49-year-old mother of three can't make it with a 33-year-old guy who likes banging chicks roughly his stepdaughter's age, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Ashton's response on twitter (of course):
I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK
It's especially difficult when you fuck other chicks on your anniversary. I mean, jesus, I thought it was bad when I forgot to get my girlfriend flowers last year.

  • Mu

    'bout time he got rid of her old ass, albeit not of his own doing, but he knew what he was missing in the first place apparently.

  • Master Yoda

    Great. Just what this country needs. Another single mom on welfare

  • Morgan

    As an ex SEAL (BTW, she was the first ever female SEAL) I would have expected Demi to be a little tougher about all this. Would it hurt her that much to share her husband with other deserving and younger beauties? The answer is NO. After all, threesomes and foursomes can be quite enjoyable, A young stud like Ashton needs to flit from flower to flower and spread his pollen. Sometimes he needs a fresh flower, not a dried up flower that has been out in the sun. Please Demi, don't do this divorce thing. Woman up, like the ex SEAL that your are, and be willing to share your hubby, Keep the family together.

  • Omnomnom

    She's as much of an ex SEAL as Michael Keaton is Batman. And living in a 24/7 porn flick, having threesomes and such? Sounds good... if you're single and have no kids. Otherwise you're just another douchy overgrown fratboy/school slut who don't mind fucking up his/her kids for the sake of trying to relive his/her party animal years

  • Hawk

    Hopefully Demi will celebrate her new life by eating a sandwich.


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