November 2011 NUDE!

Julia Liptakova

Slovak model Julia Liptakova

*20 Julia Liptakova pictures total in the gallery:

Charlize Theron arriving at Cipriani in New York (11/28)

Charlize Theron revealed to People magazine earlier this week that she was "bullied" when she was younger. Oh hey, what a coincidence, I was too. It's called "high school." From People:

"I wore really nerdy glasses because I was blind as could be and the boys didn't like [me]. I didn't have any boyfriends, but lots of crushes. I wasn't in the popular crowd. There was a really popular girl at school and I was obsessed with her. I mean you would go to jail for that stuff today. I was in tears one day because I couldn't sit next to her."

She also says she was bullied by her classmates for her glasses and not having the perfect haircut and clothes.

"I actually got a lot of the mean girl stuff from the ages of 7 to 12. I was pretty much a mess in primary school," she admits. "But I got that out of my system by the time I got to high school and was more immune to all of that stuff."

Let this be a lesson to you ugly people. You don't need to be a drunken mess or a human toilet to get the fame that you so desperately need. Just let yourself bloom out of your ugly duckling stage and hope you have the DNA of a Nordic god. BTW, I'm having a little bit of a hard time believing that this woman was bullied. I'm pretty sure that if Charlize asked me to, I'd walk into an orphanage wearing an IED strapped to my chest.

*15 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Rowland in the November issue of Cosmopolitan UK

+ Pippa Middleton looks good in skirts [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Alyssa Miller looking sizzling hot in a tiny bikini [Popoholic]
+ Sophie Howard and her big boobs do Nuts [IDLYITW]
+ Leilani Dowding is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Check out Anne Hathaway's rock [Just Jared]
+ This guy must pull all the hot chicks [Holy Taco]

+ Bradley Cooper is tapping that ass [Celebuzz]
+ Webcam hottie privacy FAIL [Break]
+ Some Australian model in a bikini [moejackson]
+ You know Kim is spreading these gay rumors [Cele|bitchy]
+ Kaley Cuoco is freaking hot [CityRag]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 100 Hottest Blonde Lingerie Models

*11 Kelly Rowland pictures total in the gallery:

Ashley Greene on the set of Pan Am in New York (11/28)

On Monday Ashley Greene was seen looking ridiculously sexy on the set of Pan Am, but just a day later, Karine Vanasse -- who plays Colette on the show -- tweeted:

Well, we received The call, #PanAm is only coming back for one more episode after Christmas. But up to the end, we’ll give it our all!

Some would say Pan Am is being canceled because no one actually watches it (ratings have dropped 50% from the pilot to just 5 million viewers/episode), but I think I see what's really going on here. Ashley Greene got the show canceled because she hates black people. Makes a lot of sense when you sit and think about it, doesn't it?

*15 Ashley Greene pictures total in the gallery:

Paris Hilton and Afrojack in Oahu, Hawaii (11/24)

A few months ago, it was revealed that, in her quest to become the "Queen of House Music," Paris Hilton was working with producers and DJs like Deadmau5 and Afrojack. And now her and Afrojack are dating. He must really love blowjobs.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale at the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominations Press Conference at The London West Hollywood (11/29)

*33 Kate Beckinsale pictures total in the gallery:

Kourtney Kardashian leaving Aldik Home in Van Nuys (11/29)

In what's surely another ploy by the family to gain attention, Kourtney Kardashian revealed today that she's nine weeks pregnant with her second bastard child. Jesus, at least hold off on the announcement until the kid has a fully formed head. From Us Weekly:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago -- and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

"Now I'm nine weeks along," Kardashian tells Us. "You're supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident."

The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise. Not so much for baby number two, the happy couple tells Us.

"It wasn't like we weren't trying," Disick, 28, says. "We kind of just said, 'If it's meant to be, it'll be.'"

"It wasn't like we were trying" -- oh STFU. If you're having sex without a condom, you're trying to get pregnant. "I wasn't trying to get into an accident -- I was just driving down the wrong side of the freeway, and whatever happened, happened."

As for what's truly important to the Kardashians, Ford is currently in negotiations to buy the naming rights for Kourtney's pregnancy. "Kourtney Kardashian's First Trimester, brought to you by the all new Mustang" has a really nice ring to it.

*31 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Austin Butler and Vanessa Hudgens in Venice Beach (11/26)

Vanessa Hudgens is now dating Austin Butler, a model and actor who's appeared on shows like Zoey 101, Ruby & The Rockits, and Life Unexpected. That's Austin in Venice Beach over the weekend, doing exactly what I'd be doing if I was dating Vanessa: grabbing her ass and withdrawing a bunch of money from her checking account. You could say I'm a bit of a ladies man.

*40 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

NSFW!

Don't click the picture. Just trust me dude, don't click the picture.

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 29

Rose McGowan leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde on the set of The Longest Week in New York (pics start here)

Anna Kournikova outside her house in Miami (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and her fiance Eric Johnson shopping in New York (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving a friend's house in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey arriving at a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend Nick Loeb arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Bijou Phillips leaving Gelson's Market in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick leaving the Andaz Hotel in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

David Spade at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Julianne Hough leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: