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Shia LaBeouf gets his ass kicked

Shia LaBeouf's MMA career is over before it even started. The actor was on the losing end of a "brutal ass whooping" last week in Vancouver (video above). TMZ says:
Shia LaBeouf was repeatedly PUNCHED IN THE HEAD by a shirtless, hairy-bellied man on a Vancouver sidewalk last week -- and TMZ has obtained footage of the brutal ass whooping.

It's unclear exactly what provoked the attack -- but we're told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Public House ... and after security kicked them both out, the man tore off his shirt and unleashed the fury all over Shia's face.
Oh whatever -- Shia didn't get his ass kicked. He definitely would have won if the bystanders didn't break up the fight. If you watch the video, Shia expertly curls up in a fetal position while the fat guy rains blow after blow down upon his defenseless head. But how long do you think that out-of-shape dude could have kept doing that before tiring himself out? Maybe 15 minutes? And that's when Shia would have made his move! The old rope-a-dope strategy in action, baby! Ali ain't got nothing on LaBeouf!

  • Not a Fan

    Id say that is the most believable performance from Shia I have ever seen!

  • Getalife

    Wow, so many white trash here that all they care about is fighting… women take note: do not date these men. They are not real.

  • Blacker_death_metal

    That was boring as shit to watch.

  • Guest

    you can't tell it's him. don't you think with the ching he has he would travel with a body guard??? he wouldn't go into a bar by himself.....duh, he's famous.

  • Youregonnalovemynuts

    I would have been his backup. He's an asshole, but I'd defend him. That's why assholes stick together.

  • Jaynita80

    wtf? that lame ass fat pigggg hitting on shia..ama 'bout to kill some body...honey shia i still love u...wat a jerk !(that stupid shirtless ass)

  • Josh

    You disgust me. Get your priorities straight..

  • Mrltosepark1

    How do you even know that was really him? There was no clear shots of his face! Any kind of B.S. these creey photograhers do for a buck. I wish i knew some of you that embarass these stars cause i would come to your house and take pictures of your fat ugly wives or even you. I bet you Shia still got laid that night if it was him and the loser photog went home and played with himself just like the rest of the losers who do what he does!

  • Jamie

    How do you even know that was really him? There was no clear shots of his face! Any kind of B.S. these creey photograhers do for a buck. I wish i knew some of you that embarass these stars cause i would come to your house and take pictures of your fat ugly wives or even you. I bet you Shis still got laid that night if it was him and the loswe photog went home and played with himself just like the rest of the losers who do what he does!

  • pepe

    He did the best he can, don't forget,he's French. "Surrender now, fight never" is the official French motto.

  • $14353940

    there are some Legion members who disagree peepee

  • ILikeUrMom

    You left out the first part, it's the FOREIGN Legion.

  • Zanshin

    Revenge for Indiana Jones 4?

  • Wdwrr

    got his ass beat.

  • marius valasinas

    some assholes just don't know who to pick on. Shia is brilliant movie star and i'm a big fan. he was no match to the other dude.

  • Darzan

    ..whatever, whoever's fault it is....I need to point out that Mr LaBeouf was clearly DRUNK so he may well have asked for it, yes, because of maybe sending out a bad, offensive signal to a passer-by....either way it looks like he was upset because he DID get his butt kicked.

  • Tracker

    Well since we only know him as the fat guy, what a billy bad azz you are. Dude you are like three times as big as this young man. What a jerk you are. Too bad TMZ didn't want to plaster your name all over the place, but of course that wouldn't make them any money now would it?

    TMZ you are trash news, my guess is that your backsides have been kicked from here to China.....don't act like they haven't. How does it feel to live with blood on your hands????

  • Unknown

    If he had beat the other man in any way the press would have called him a bully and raked him across the coals for it. But he chose wisely and didn't act like a drunken ass. So the press drags him across the coals for not hitting the man. ("Go with the sissy angle") But hey it's not real press anyway it TM-Z who just want to exploit what ever angle is possible for the headline shock value.

    Shia is young yet and these experiences will make him a wiser stronger man.

  • Qaos

    Grrrrrr I would Kick the other Guy's Ass if I was there! D<

    And then I'll worry about the Reason Later xD

  • Nate

    Shia only has one functional hand. I just think it's cool that a man on crutches came to his rescue.

  • Possum

    Is it true that in Canada his hands are regristered as lethal weapons (I don't mean the fat guys hands)?

  • Anonymous

    GO, FAT GUY!!!!! FUCK HIM UP FOR SHITTING ON TRANSFORMERS AND INDIANA JONES!!!

  • Smokey

    You got knocked tha fugg out!

  • Big Worm

    I dont think yo appliyin yo self Smoookeee.

    Playin with my money is like playin wit my imoshuns.

  • Randy

    He could always hire me to protect him!

  • Randy

    BUMBLE BEE!!!!!!!!!

  • Hawk

    Never a large transforming robot arouns when you need one, eh Shia?

  • bino

    some friends he has, that dude could barely stand up. If he was my friend I would have beat that fat turd to the ground

  • .♥.handsome.♥.

    Shia fighting with fat man that is strong what happen do you want to go hospital or you now fine? lazy man.


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