Justin Bieber is an idiot
Selena Gomez out and about in Vancouver (10/14)
Someone ought to slip Justin Bieber a copy of The Beatles hit, “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Friends are concerned that the teen sensation is burning a hole through his hard-earned fortune in a desperate bid to impress his two-years-older girlfriend, Selena Gomez. According to one friend, the pop star, 17, has already spent a cool million on Selena since they first started dating earlier this year. “Each date is a production, from bodyguards to flowers, private jets to catered meals,” the friend tells In Touch. “Plus, he guys her major gifts. It’s all adding up pretty quickly.”
Newsflash Justin: You’re worth millions of dollars. You don’t need to show over-the-top affection to get women to like you. You just need to show your ATM receipt. The sad thing is though, by the time Justin’s old enough to realize this piece of advice, he’ll be a washed-up has-been with no money to impress the ladies anymore. Then he’ll be forced to get laid the way all former child stars do: with lies and pity.