Rosie Huntington-Whiteley > Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Moet & Chandon Etoile Awards in London (9/19)

Mentioned last month that Rosie O'Donnell (coincidence: the woman above is also named Rosie) has a hot new girlfriend, "sexy" businesswoman Michelle Rounds. They've only been dating for a few months, but Rosie's already giving her the "cupcake treatment": she wants to be in her, near her, and around her at all times. Which, shockingly, isn't going too well. From the National Enquirer:

"The warp speed at which Rosie has been pursing Michelle has left her head spinning," revealed a source. "But Rosie just won't let up! While the romance is still in the puppy love stage, Rosie is like a giddy teenager and her behavior is verging on obsession."

She's been calling and texting Michelle "constantly, just to check in" even when her girlfriend is at work! "Michelle has a busy, stressful job as a headhunter for firms seeking information technology professionals," explained the source. "And to have Rosie pestering her at work isn't sitting well with her bosses and colleagues, especially when she's interrupted during important meetings." (Print Edition)

Either this Michelle chick has fingers like Arsenio Hall or she's sporting a double-jointed tongue -- why else would Rosie be so infatuated with her? Let's just hope for Michelle's sake that she has the one trait that's required of any woman that dates Rosie: ~~blindness~~ ~~deafness~~ no gag reflex. Otherwise, the bedroom might get kind of messy every time Rosie takes her clothes off.

*15 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

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Penny

I would LOVE to have Rosie get all sweaty and demanding with me. I want to be her slave girl and do the discusting things that she commands.

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But miranda alot alot beautiful in last photo with dress.

Anonymous

But Rosie O'Donnell is stronger, more powerful and can make Miranda do anything she wants. Miranda must obey Rosie.

rosie

looking forward to yeast infections,crabs,vaginal discharges,fecal smears and all that love brings with rosie O

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Yeah great but i hate her dress.

Anonymous

Who the fuck is looking at her dress?

Anonymous

Women are attracted to Rosie O'Donnell because she is strong and dominering. She is a true mistress of B&D and S&M. Submissive women love being dominated and disciplined by Rosie.

dave

dont get the deal. whats so great about her? all i see is a smashed face, body is average at best.