I guess the herpes spread to her mouth she looks good her lazy eye is not showing,god i hate fake contacts

someone mistakenly put the blow up doll in the driver seat for the HOV lane!

Lockjaw. Sometimes the disease works in your favor.

this is a leaked pic of the flagship model for 2012 Love Dolls

Who do I have to blow for people to get public attention any ATTENTION

"What another breathalyzer test - your the 5th officer tonight."

"No I don't 'Want a speeding ticket...', ok pull it out, let's get this over with"

Just shut up and drop the Valtrex in.

Lexus now offers the $750 option of having a 10 inch dildo installed where the airbags should be.

You gotta be this big to get on this ride. Well, let's not be toooooo picky....

"I can't help it. My mouth is permanently stuck in this shape."

Bye All i want to sleep now ♥__♥

and I swallow too for an extra $10.00 !!!

and I swallow too for an extra $10.00 !!!

Insert cock here!!

Your Again?? Looks terrible ok not problem .

Paris's WTF? reaction to the news that Lindsey Lohan has avoided jail time yet again.

Really? I'm supposed to pay the bill AND leave a tip. Wow when did that become the norm?

Paris is about to demonstrate how she gets out of speeding tickets.