Paris Hilton arriving at Mercato di Vetro restaurant in West Hollywood (10/7)

Start stocking up on toilet paper, ammunition, and cans of SpaghettiOs because Paris Hilton was getting out of an SUV on Saturday night and didn't flash her vagina. If this isn't a sign of the impending Apocalypse, then I don't know what is. If the sky turns red tonight with the fiery glow of a thousand suns, dude, I totally warned you.

*10 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 1
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 2
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 3
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 4
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 5
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 6
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 7
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  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 9
  • Paris Hilton Pure Elegance 10
[Pacific Coast News]