Lindsay Lohan is delusional, demanding

Lindsay Lohan is delusional, demanding

Remember in August when Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against Pitbull for the rapper mentioning her in a song (Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' - I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan)? Well Lindsay still thinks she's a celebrity with actual pull because she's "ordering" clubs not to play any of his songs if she happens to be in attendance (which is all the time). Aw, how cute . . . and by "cute" I mean "completely insane." From the New York Post.

Lohan claims in court, “Defamatory statements ... are destined to do irreparable harm,” and she “is a professional actor of good repute and standing.” Now her team doesn’t want her to even have to hear Pitbull’s music.

A source at Wednesday’s party for THQ’s “Saints Row: The Third” video game at LA’s Supperclub told us: “Club staff were told that if any Pitbull song comes on, Lindsay would leave -- [it’s] hard since he’s on so many hit songs right now. They briefed the DJ, actress Taryn Manning, that she could not play any Pitbull songs for the time Lindsay was at the event.”

Who are Lindsay's lawyers kidding when they say she's a "professional actor of good repute and standing"? To be an "actor," you need to work. And to be of "good repute and standing," you need to not be a convicted thief currently on probation. Frankly, I don't know what's made Lindsay so upset with this Pitbull guy. Looking at her rap sheet, she may actually have more street cred than he does. She should go into rapping.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

I want LiLo to have my babies, all six of them.

Anonymous

Wow will you look at the freckles on those killer thighs. This woman is hot sex in motion. She should be worshipped.

Randy

those thigh freckles are too darling for words.

Laup

Whatdaya mean, delusional. Our LiLo is a diva and VIW. She deserves the upmost respect and regard. She single handedly saved the ophans in India. Also she is a higly talented actress with a lengthy filmography.

Lindsay, you better start doin

She "saved" kids in India by taking pictures with them??? What kind of crack are you smoking???

And "lengthy filmography"??? WTF??? Oh, you mean the movies she has on her DVD shelf, right?

Hawk

Now we know Lilo's defense when she faces the judge this week:

"Your honor, I couldn't do my community service and and my psychiatrist appointments because I was busy making sure every club in America wasn't playing mean songs about me!"

anonymous

LL needs to worry more about that third chin she is gaining than one line in a Pitbull song.

Laup

Just a little bit of premenstrual bloat. It's temporary.

Anon

Prementrual Bloating doesn't occur under your chin, dumbass.

.♥.handsome.♥.

I don't want to see this girl anymore.

Unruly

Agreed x1,000,000.

.♥.handsome.♥.

Yes yes you know that she make me sick.