Lindsay Lohan is in court right now

At least Lindsay still has nice boobs

Lindsay Lohan is in court right now to face the music for being kicked out of her community service program. Oh cool, I can't wait to be underwhelmed by her punishment.

Line of the day so far (Judge Sautner to Lindsay's attorney Shawn Holley): "She is supposed to be an actress . . . from what I hear."

UPDATE (10:30): Is Lindsay on something? She's really fidgety, her pupils are dilated, her eyes keep darting back and forth, she keeps excusing herself from the courtroom to go "powder her nose" . . . okay I made up that last one.

UPDATE (10:35): Holy shit, Judge Sautner HATES Lindsay. Every comment from Holley is being met with a smartass comment from Sautner. I'm surprised she hasn't asked one of the bailiffs to punch Lindsay yet.

RESULTS (10:40): Lindsay's probation revoked. Lindsay walked out of court in handcuffs. Bail is $100,000 (which will be met immediately because the bailbondsman came to court with Lindsay -- how awesome is that). Hearing scheduled for November 1 . . . oopsy, Lindsay left her Chanel purse behind. Quick, someone steal it!

My favorite part of the hearing is when Judge Sautner said she wanted to have the next hearing on November 1 or 2 and Lindsay looked worried like she might have something scheduled that day. Who are you kidding bitch?

Lindsay has to complete 16 hours service (two 8 hour shifts) at the morgue before the next hearing on November 2. I hope all the valuables are removed from the bodies before Lindsay gets there.

UPDATE (11:00): Now with pics! Kinky!

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

Anonymous

Dirty bussy

Unruly

So fucking gross.

@ Hawk: Exactly, because remember.... she is not to made an example of.

Susan

I just makes me want to cry, what they are doing to Lindsay. She is such a sweet girl and so very talented, if only those awful people in the LA justice system would just leave her alone

Hawk

Anxiously awaiting Dina's press conference where she blames everyone but herself and her daughter for this.

inmate#3

hey girls, were having washed up celebraty vahjayjay for dessert tonight

Anonymous

I bet she'll just piss on the face of justice again.

She will make one appearance at the morgue and then she will rush to the nearest trendy bar to chug a few bottles of Smirnoff, do a few lines of coke and then scissor the butchest girl that would fuck her. And then the guys at the morgue will never hear from her again

And please note she was all dressed up to titty fuck every guy she had to in order to get scott-free again.

8 inches

Is going to jail really supposed to be considered a punishment for Lindsay? If my library of porn has taught me anything (besides the fact that Pizza Delivery guys get laid way more than I do) it's that being a Lesbian in jail is like being Michael Moore in candy store - your fingers will end up sticky and your mouth's always going to be full.

Laup

SET HER FREE. A grave mischarage of justice. Lindsay is like the white dove of peace in chains. Why can't they understand she is a free spirit that must be allowed to fly free. We weep for what is being done to our beloved LiLo. Like Joan of Arc, the machine will not be happy until she is burned alive at the stake.

Tom

Lame. So she will actually step up and do the two 8hr shifts and the judge wont do anything to her since she did it. Doesnt matter shes violated 12 times already.. Will just give her another chance.

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And go jail also.

Nick

Someone should have punched your Momma in the stomach before she had u tard baby... I wish I could have done it .. but I still love you deeply ...

.♥.handsome.♥.

Oh may god what your say . Don't say that i'm your friend.

Lindsay Lohan is in court right now - UPDATE