Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian leaving The Darby in New York (10/21)

Poor Kris Humphries is barely making ends meet. I hope he doesn't end up on the streets next week sucking some banker's dick for rent money. From Life & Style:
"Kris wants out of filming," an insider exclusively tells Life & Style. "They've had no time without a camera. He knows he signed up for this, but I think it's weighed on him."

And it's not like being on the show is good for business. "Kris makes only about $20,000 per episode," the pal says. "He wants more to make it worthwhile!"
Oh no, I feel so sorry for Kris. He ONLY makes $20,000 an episode. How can he possibly get by on such a paltry salary? You know what, screw that asshole. Does Kris even realize how many masturbation and herpes jokes I have to write to make $20K? Hundreds. What does he have to do to earn that kind of money? Just show up and do nothing. So basically, Kris is a lot like my girlfriend during sex.

*5 Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kris Humphries Episode Salary 1
  • Kris Humphries Episode Salary 2
  • Kris Humphries Episode Salary 3
  • Kris Humphries Episode Salary 4
  • Kris Humphries Episode Salary 5
[Flynet]